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Britney Spears: When the Only One Who Understands You is a Paparazzo

Posted by Emily Farris

You may have thought Britney Spears hit rock bottom, like, twelve times already. But what's worse than thinking the only person in the world who understands you is a paparazzo?

When you're Britney Spears, nothing is worse. Seriously, let's think about this for a minute. For her entire adult life (read: since she grew boobs), Britney has been stalked by paparazzi. They made what was already a crazy, trashy girl the crazy, trashy girl.

Now after she's lost her mind, her husband, her hair and her children, she's cozying up to one of the people who ruined her, photographer Adnan Ghalib, and says of their relationship, "We're taking care of each other. He's the only one who understands me."

Patricia Arquette said it best on one of those fake Golden Globe shows last night, "Britney has Stockholm Syndrome."

Bets on when his book will come out? 

Hopefully they're at least having some good sex.  

[Hello!: 'We're taking care of each other' says Britney of snapper love] 


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Posted Jan 14 2008, 11:16 AM
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Nerve Insider said:

We know, you’re busy. You’ve got a to-do list more extensive than Bret Michaels’ bandana collection.

January 14, 2008 11:44 AM

Jake said:

Can anyone tell me why we've seen Brit's vajajay, but STILL haven't seen her lady lumps???

January 14, 2008 5:20 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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