Abortion rates are lower than they've been in thirty years, according to a new report. And the study's author says she doesn't know why. We'd like to make a non-educated guess.
It couldn't have anything to do with the fact that there are more babies in Hollywood than chiuauas right now, could it?
Also, we seem to recall that GenerationXYWHAT is having far less random sex than those who came before us.
[Previously on Scanner: Hey Mom, Can I Borrow Your Lube? Mine's All Dried Up]
[Yahoo!: U.S. Abortion Rate Falls to Lowest Level in Decades]
