Last night's premiere of Season 7 of American Idol rolled out the red carpet for the good the bad, the ugly and the crazy.
And, oh what a night! There were drag queens, goth kids, jokers and one
farm boy we're pretty sure we'd go to jail for looking at twice. And
we're wiling to take that chance.
Ryan Seacrest may have had a
homoerotic experience toward the end of the show, and it did not go unnoticed that Paula Abdul did not appear to be under the influence of
anything.
But as always, the real stars of the show were the
judges, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell. So, which American
Idol judge would you marry, fuck and kill?
