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Scanner Highs and Lows: His You Know What is Too Small

Posted by Emily Farris

It was a busy week here at Scanner. We got a new URL, we thought a lot about boobs (big ones! Jessica Alba's!), we found some new furniture, and unfortunately, a few people died. Anyway, we're spent. But in case you missed any of it, here's a recap of Scanner's highs and lows for the week of January 14. 

Highs:

Scanner now takes it from the front and back.  

Abortion rates are lower than they've been in 30 years. Good news, even though we don't know why. 

Jessica Alba's new rack. 

We finally found the perfect spot from which to blog. 

And if that doesn't work, this should do just fine. 

We crushed hard on double amputees. 

Lows:

Apple's new MacBook Air didn't measure up. (Scanner Emily likes it a little bigger.)

This should probably be a high, but since it was a low for him, Tom Cruise's C.R.A.Z.Y. Scientologist video. 

We found out the twins-who-married story was probably just a bix hoax to push a conservative agenda.  

And that Britney's breakdown may be a hoax to cover up a military agenda.  

Brad Renfro died at the young age of 25. 

Anna Wintour called Hillary Clinton "mannish." And it made Scanner Emily sad.  


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Hillary Clinton » Scanner Highs and Lows: His You Know What is Too Small said:

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January 18, 2008 6:21 PM

Jessica Alba » Scanner Highs and Lows: His You Know What is Too Small said:

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January 18, 2008 11:04 PM

Remo Williams Jr said:

Is Scanner copying the false advertisement habits of paper based magaines? Where is there a story on His You Know What is Too Small? I don't see it.

January 19, 2008 12:35 AM

Emily Farris said:

Well, I was actually commenting on the MacBook Air.. maybe not  so clear?

January 19, 2008 2:42 AM

Jessica Alba » Scanner Highs and Lows: His You Know What is Too Small said:

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January 19, 2008 4:23 AM

Remo Williams Jr said:

Thanks Emily for your clarification. All is forgiven. And FYI my five cats and I are looking forward to your cook book. We (I) like cook books and wish you well!

January 20, 2008 5:55 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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    Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

    Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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