... Scanner Emily, because Cracked has just published a list of the 15 least appealing porn titles that they could find. Actually, we've always found Edward Penishands to be a fairly charming porno goof, as these things go -- as opposed to the number one entry on this list, which any of you regular Fleshbot readers will be well familiar with, and which coins possibly the most gruesome term for doing it via "the infernal entrance" that we've ever heard (and, you know, we're professionals.) So, click on through for that -- and also for the most distressing use of an Amy Winehouse photo that you're likely to see until, er, the next time she leaves her house.