I love the crudely funny irony of a drinking game "celebrating" an assholic alcoholic. That's why the only way you can subject yourself to tonight's State of the Union and still survive to vote again, you need The State of the Union Drinking Game. 

Among the highlights: if Bush references his plan for the Middle East (ha ha), you must "take a shot of whatever you were drinking during: the Road Map, Taba, Camp David, Wye River, [and] Oslo Accords." Every time the camera shows new Obama supporter Ted Kennedy, "drink until your liver cries." (Those of you who know me will remember I've gotten Ted Kennedy drunk... and my liver was crying just watching it.)

Bush goes on at 9, but don't miss the official response from the sexiest senior citizen in Kansas, who goes on immediately after. For her, you'll need to drink a shot "if she clicks her heels or says "There's no place like home" mid-response."

[Photo: AP]