For many, many years, we thought that was how the Aerosmith song "Dude Looks Like a Lady" went. You know, do just like a lady, act like a lady.
Over at Lady Thrills, the site that brings us daily shots of topless men and celebrity flaws like close-ups of Eva Longoria's cellulite, they're sharing tips on how to snag a man. We haven't read "The Rules," but we've heard enough about it to know this is probably a pretty similar list. While we've already apparently doomed our romantic future by doing things like eating everything on our plate—and, shit, we don't always look great—there's one tip in particular that has us fucked, or not, as it were:
Don’t speak openly about sex
While speaking about sex openly is always fun, being blatant about is never going to work in your favor -- especially on a first date. What you end up doing is giving the guy false hopes (or not) and cheapening what you’re worth.
What you can do is allude to sex via wordplay and eye contact, but never use derogatory wording to describe genitalia or the actual act of fornication. If you act like a lady, the words just won’t sound right coming out of your mouth.
And yes, that's really the picture that accompanied this post.
[LadyThrills.com: Act Like A Lady, Get What You Want]
