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Hillary: If I Don't Win, I'm Going to Cry Really Loud

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Bill cries, Chelsea probably cries (herself to sleep at night because we won't take her calls), and-- big surprise-- today, Hillary cries. 

Today, at some random event at Yale, the former Future President of the United States watched her lead in just about every state slip away. (Are you at all surprised to hear Connecticut is one of them?) Sitting on stage, Bill's wifey gets ready to rock the house while listening to an intro from Penn Rhodeen, one of those crazy "feminists" who plotted to overthrow the government and install socialized medicine back in '72. Rhodeen got all nostalgic, then ol' Hill got all choked up, and Rush Limbaugh nearly crapped his pants at the ratings bonanza. 

The rest of us just got ill watching. And we have to say, although we are not exactly against Senator Clinton winning tomorrow, we're getting real tired of hearing about every whirlwind of emotion she goes through. The people at Fox News are uncovinced at her sincerity, depsite Ann Coulter's so-caled "endorsement." Some of the comments on the story are brutal, some are beautifully brutal:

Poor Hillary. Maybe she can get an endorsement from Kleenex. I don’t believe her for one minute. She will do what ever she thinks she needs to do to win votes. Not getting my vote. Fell for it the first time, this time it is too much. Keep on crying Hillary, tomorrow you will need to keep the tissue close. - Roxy

I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again: I cannot stand that woman, Hillary Clinton. - Dee

The video is here

[Thanks to Madeline Holler at Babble for the tip.] 

[Photo: AP] 


Comments

valmont1782 said:

Does anybody with a sense of shame want to vote for her? Obama will win tomorrow on nausea factor alone. And then Hillary will tear up because we voted for Obama JUST TO HURT HER! AFTER ALL SHE HAS DONE FOR US!! Liking sitting on Wal-Mart's Board of Directors.

February 4, 2008 6:38 PM

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ElDeano said:

Bill:  I'm almost there!

Hiliary:  Give it to me, VP!

Chelsea:  Oh God, I'm so happy I got the clap!  I mean I could clap!

February 5, 2008 3:34 PM

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