A man in Berlin is in trouble for sending photos of his penis to random women via his camera phone. But apparently he's not in too much trouble. The judge's take: "We all had a bit of a laugh when we saw the thing."

Our favorite Designing Woman Delta Burke is in a psychiatric hospital. (You think we're joking about her being our favorite, but one year we dressed up as Delta Burke for Halloween.)

Sadness after sex is so.... sad. You're supposed to be all sweaty, and sleepy and satiated. 

Scanner Emily is taking a burlesque class tonight. Or maybe she's just visiting Delta Burke in the looney bin and doesn't want to tell you. Or maybe her burlesque character is Delta Perk. Either way, full report tomorrow.