Of all the places to rob, a sex shop isn't the first that comes to mind. Sure, vibrators are a little over priced, but if we were going to pull off a robbery (which we're not), we'd probably choose a different kind-of business. Anyway, someone apparently really wanted sex toys and ripped off a Babeland in Seattle, but the joke is on the thieves.
The sex toys they stole—the ones on display—were mostly broken. From Babeland's blog:
Also, I hope they have fun with the sex toys they stole because I’ll
let you in on a little secret: they’re mostly broken! The sex toys used
in the window displays are old toys that have seen better days. We
recycle them by putting silly hats on them or doll clothes or
sunglasses. Unless the person who stole them has the most unusual
doll-house collection I’ve ever seen, they’re not going to get much use
out of their purloined goods.
It's also possible that someone raided the store in an act of protest, or that it was a drunk person from the pub next door, but we'd like to think some stupid robber is sitting at home wondering why her vibrator won't vibrate and wishing she'd held up a McDonald's for some cash instead.
[Babeland's Blog: Vandalism and Theft at Seattle Babeland]
