Sloppy Seconds: Huckabee Rips off Boston, Paris Hilton's Pups, Pyrex Dildos, and Good Riddance to Bush

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Is Mike Huckabee ripping off Boston (the band, not the city)? One former member thinks so.

Did you know that one is only allowed to own three dogs at a time in L.A.? Neither did we. Neither did Paris Hilton. Well, actually, she's just dumb and doesn't get them spayed and neutered. 

Eco-friendly dildos are all the new rage. Pyrex??!? (Also, how come that girl gets free dildos and we don't? Shouldn't the casserole queen/sex blogger get a free Pyrex dildo and possibly one named after her?)

Say goodbye to Dubya with your own farewell video. We have a few things we'd like to say to him, ourselves.  


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Posted Feb 15 2008, 04:30 PM
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February 18, 2008 8:44 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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