Ivory Coasters? Ivorians? Anyway, they like big butts. And they cannot lie about it. Especially DJ's Mix and Eloh, whose new hit "Bobaraba," which means "big bottom" in the local Djoula language, praises big derrieres. Their mix has inspired local women to not only appreciate their God-given big asses, but to try and make them even bigger.
How might one make her ass bigger, you ask? We, too are curious about this, because believe it or not, we wouldn't mind a little extra junk in our trunk (to at least round it out a bit). But, sadly, the "treatements" seem about as likely to work as boob cream. Remember that episode of "The Cosby Show" when Rudy rubbed cream on her chest to make her boobs bigger? That kind of cream, along with B12 injections, is what's on the market.
"You need to inject this liquid into your bottom once a day," says a market trader, showing a vial of coloured liquid labelled "Vitamin B12".
Each vial costs $2. The label claims it is made in China.
If you do not like the sound of injections, the same amount of money will also get you a small tub of cream.
There is no description of what the product contains or how to apply it; just the words "Big bottoms and big breasts", and two illustrating pictures.
We wonder if the DJ's are getting a kick-back from the boob cream companies. We'll stick with lunges, thanks.
[BBC News: Ivory Coast's 'big-bottom' craze]
(Thanks, Caitlin!)
