No, he's not painting with his wanker exposed. He is painting with his wanker. 

Your favorite wacko artist from Sydney, Australia, Pricasso, is entering the country's top portrait contest, having been rejected last year for his penis-drawn painting of a surgeon. Why anyone would sit around letting this guy paint them with his schlong is beyond us, and certainly the woman pictured above seems to indicate we aren't missing anything in the way of a "bonus" for wading through this stunt. In fact, she is wearing what we imagine is the perfect expression to describe what we aren't seeing.

Don't miss the quote of the day, either:

"I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break."