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Scanner Highs and Lows: The Week We Learned to Appreciate Our Bodies Just the Way They Are

Posted by Emily Farris

We spent the week contemplating our belly buttons, boobs, bellies and butts. And in the end, we appreciate what nature gave us a little bit more than we did when the week began. How about you?

Highs:

This woman's ginormous breasts (NSFW) made us appreciate the lightness of being small chested just a litlte bit more.  

These women like their butts just the way they are. OK, lies! They want them bigger.  

This body of work got us more excited than anything all week. 

France wants children to learn about their bodies.  

We ogled Christina Aguilera's baby body.

We're not sure if this is a high or a low, but Lindsay Lohan's body. 'Nuff said. 

Lows:

Gene Simmons made a sex tape. While wearing a t-shirt. And the girl was wearing flip flops. This also made us appreciate our bodies in so, so many ways.  

Courtney Cox needs a fucking sandwich. STAT!

This man claims to have appreciated Barack Obama's body in the nineties. But we're not buying it. Obama has much better taste! 

This man appreciates art and his dick.

MSNBC got somebodies mixed up


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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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