Rumor Mongering (or Simple Math): Is Naomi Campbell's Vagina Infected?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

As Scanner Bryan told us earlier, PageSix was reporting that Naomi Campbell was hospitalized in Sao Paulo to have a cyst removed. But CNN is reporting that she's "being treated by one of Brazil's top specialists in infectious disease" and... a gynecologist?

Most "diseases" that we know of that warrant a gynecologist aren't necessarily infectious. But what do we know, really? Though we did have a friend who had a very, very smelly vagina infection once (vaginitis). But an infection isn't really a disease. Maybe she has some crazy Brazilian strain of yeast infection and they're just being extra cautious? Or maybe PageSix was right and it's a long-gone cyst. Whatever is wrong with Naomi's vajayjay, doctors are keeping quiet. But we wish Naomi and her vagina the best and hope they're back to work very soon.

[CNN: Model Naomi Campbell hospitalized

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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