Sex Tip of the Day: Don't Have Your Threesome in a Moving Car

Posted by Bryan Christian

 

Even if you've never done the beast with three backs, chances are there are some things you could probably guess about it in advance. Like, for example: don't do it in a moving car.

Police in Victoria, British Columbia, were alerted by startled motorists to a car on the Trans Canada Highway with a naked man and two naked women having sex.

Calls began coming in Sunday afternoon from witnesses, some of whom trailed the car into the provincial capital city, Victoria Police Constable Kris Rice told the Victoria Times-Colonist.

"There were some reports that they seemed to be wanting attention from other drivers as they engaged in sexual acts," he said.

Reeeeeeeeeally?

[via Fark]


Comments

ShadowenX said:

...well yeah, bad idea, but wouldn't YOU want everyone to know too? :)

February 26, 2008 7:20 PM

Ahem said:

If I might add an asterisk to this rule.

I've had sex while driving a car (her on top of me, my chin on her shoulder keeping my eyes on the road), riding a motorcycle (her legs wrapped around me while she leaned back on the gas tank), and have even performed oral sex on a lady friend while she drove into New York City from Jersey, through tolls and all.

So, while I was driving down from Jerome, Arizona and into Sedona with two female friends after a long weekend locked up in our room at the Grand Hotel of Jerome (which is rumored to be haunted), I decided the extra set of hands would finally allow me to drive while enjoying a little 69.  

We were a threesome "couple" (trouple?), and luckily both were as thrilled with the idea as I.  My GF in the backseat stripped down and crawled over me and into position while my GF in the passenger seat took up the task of steering.  I did what I could to both provide and enjoy pleasure while keeping my foot on the gas and my eyes on the road through two very firm thighs.

There were no accidents, so it is possible in a limited way, but I'll never forget the look on the flagman's face as he waved us through a small area of lane adjustments when we passed through that construction site.

February 27, 2008 3:04 AM

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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