Fleshbot gives us the rundown on the brand groping-and-licking-and-spanking new Porn.com, which 9 months after being acquired by a "global internet porn conglomerate" for 9 million clams (er...) has been transformed into what is claimed to be the "The World's Biggest Porn Site." Wonder if we're gonna need a bigger browser?

We just can't help thinking that a domain as special as Porn.com should be put to more loftier pursuits. The internet is porn, as we've been told so many times, and maybe the primary porn destination should offer something different (and less costly [$24.95 per month]) than generic, semi-amateur, by-the-bucket porn fare -- especially when you can already gorge yourself on that sort of thing on sites like RedTube and Megarotic for free.

Aw, too bad. For all that scratch, we were kind of hoping for a brand new orifice, at least.