Hey, remember yesterday when we said not to have a threeway in a moving car? Yeah, well, Scanner reader Ahem would like to put an asterisk on that rule.

We were a threesome "couple" (trouple?), and luckily both were as thrilled with the idea as I.  My GF in the backseat stripped down and crawled over me and into position while my GF in the passenger seat took up the task of steering.  I did what I could to both provide and enjoy pleasure while keeping my foot on the gas and my eyes on the road through two very firm thighs.

You know, we're sort of iffy on whether this is actually a threeway, since it doesn't sound like GF#2 is doing anything but driving... but she must have at least, like, rubbed something once or twice, right? Sure.

So huzzah, Ahern, you lucky lucky lucky son of a bitch. (That's one "lucky" for the driving and one each for the girls.) You're totally our Scanner Reader of the Day™!

Just remind us to have cab money handy if we ever meet in person.