Sloppy Seconds: Name That Lohan

Posted by Emily Farris

14-year-old Ali Lohan wants to be famous just like her big sister, Lindsay. Maybe she should wait until her breasts fully develop.

Note to "Big Brother" contestants: it's probably best not to call kids with autism "retards" while you're being recorded. Or at all.

The Olsen twins are going to write a book about fashion. We're guessing it will be ghost written. And we're totally available for the right price.  

Ultra-conservative commentator/columnist William F. Buckley kicked the bucket today.

Pamela Anderson is seeking an annulment of her marriage to hubby of two months, Rick Salomon, based on "fraud." 


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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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