We Do Not Want to Meet Carlizina Jolectron in a Dark Alley

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

So, this is the perfect woman, huh? A computer generated combination of Angelina Jolie's hair and lips, Carmen Electra's eyes, and Charlize Theron's nose. These Photoshopping weirdos are treading into Michael Jackson territory. Some of this shit? Not OK. When people are hacking body parts from Fergie to illustrate female perfection, we are in trouble. How much trouble?


 Bride of Frankenstein trouble.


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Posted Feb 27 2008, 04:30 PM
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Comments

LydiaSarah said:

Wow, and the first photo you posted is actually the least creepy in the bunch. That second one with Bette Davis' eyes just looks undead...and that Kate Bosworth/Alexis Bledel etc. creature kinda looks more like an alien-from-Close-Encounters-of-the-Third-Kind/Sailor Moon hybrid. (see what I mean? lol)

People, God (or what have you) is better at designing faces than celebrity-obsessed leches with photoshop and a lot of time on their hands. Some features just do not mix!

February 27, 2008 5:15 PM

G said:

You are beautiful. Lay off the photoshop. Really...

February 28, 2008 9:39 PM

M2Infinity said:

Can't wait for the movie 'Valley of the Stepford Body Snatchers' starring all of the above.

March 1, 2008 5:08 PM

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