Scanner-Reader-Inspired "Who Would You Rather": DD Lewis vs. Bardem

Posted by Katie Halper

The People have spoken. Or the Scanner-readers have commented. In response to Tuesday's On Our To-Do List: Javier Bardem post, Andrea Gorenstein, an engaged Scanner citizen, exercised her blog-given rights, and sparked a healthy debate, writing: "Just waiting for a 'who would you rather' Day-Lewis vs. Bardem!"

Well, we at Scanner know that this kind of Gorensteinian civic participation strengthens our Scannerocracy. So we now open the blogging floor to debate  the Bardem-Lewis European 2008 Oscar-winning Ratherability Act. Speak up readers! Or forever hold your comments.



Comments

jane said:

Bardem, please!

February 28, 2008 4:42 PM

surtsey said:

presumably, if you had a long enough straw, you could do both...DRAINAGE

February 28, 2008 4:44 PM

notsosweetkisses said:

Daniel Day any day everyday...sigh he's a shoe cobbler!

February 28, 2008 4:45 PM

jkate said:

Bardem, hands down, without a shadow of a doubt, for ever and ever, amen.

February 28, 2008 4:45 PM

Adria_99 said:

Bardem, even in that ugly hair cut.

February 28, 2008 4:53 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Maybe it's because I'm really not gay, but I couldn't possibly choose between these two.

I'd have to go with surtsey on this one. (Not, not that I'd rather surtsey, I mean I'd stretch my straw across the room. Okay, that didn't come out right...)

February 28, 2008 5:24 PM

Tracy said:

I WOULD have said Daniel Day Lewis.  I really would have.  But then I watched the Oscars.  I'm really disturbed by his earring.  I'm not sure why.  I usually don't mind earrings on men.  But there's something about it....it's just wrong.

So, Bardem, I guess.  

February 28, 2008 5:46 PM

vikkitikkitavi said:

Daniel Day Lewis???  How on earth could you even consider having sex with someone who says something like this: “it seems to me that this [Oscar] sprang like a golden sapling out of the mad, beautiful head of Paul Thomas Anderson.”

Blech.  Please.  Gross.

February 28, 2008 6:23 PM

Rachel said:

Hmm, Celtic Tiger, or Iberian Tiger (credit USAToday special section on Spain)?  I 'heart' Ireland, but if I have to choose, Javi's the one who makes it race.

February 28, 2008 7:06 PM

naneaux said:

Senor Bardem! Si, yo quiero! AHIIIIIIIIIII!!! (Bursts into inspired flamenco stomp and twirl, accompanied by lustful grimace)

February 28, 2008 9:15 PM

missdoc said:

Bardem!

February 28, 2008 10:05 PM

Audrey said:

DDL looked hotter in the movie than he did at the Oscars. Vice versa for Bardem. I'd say Bardem even though the pirate look is totally hot.

February 29, 2008 12:17 AM

hotformathletes said:

I'd drink Daniel Day Lewis' milkshake any day.

February 29, 2008 12:32 AM

mer said:

JAVI

February 29, 2008 7:32 AM

David said:

Dale Bardem!!

February 29, 2008 9:12 AM

moeest said:

one after the other! it's wrong to privilege one over the other? where's your sense of foreplay, er, fairplay. Javi with a Daniel chaser! yum!

February 29, 2008 9:37 AM

enheduanna said:

Bardem, without a doubt.

February 29, 2008 10:59 AM

Satellitegirl said:

Bardem, definitely.

February 29, 2008 2:27 PM

Andrea Gorenstein (DDL Milkshake wannabe) said:

Is that the "Hottest Ugly Man Alive" edition?

=p

Man, I´m a Bardem´s stalker since the very Jamón, Jamón days....But, hell, Day-Lewis has been, to me, what di Caprio has been to you average Seventeen reader in the 90´s...!! I´d drain his oil ocean dry!

DDL-Milkshake-wannabes, unite!

February 29, 2008 9:20 PM

John said:

Javier, without a doubt.

March 1, 2008 4:16 AM

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