The Results Are In: Who Would You Rather, Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Earlier this week, we asked which Boleyn Girl you'd rather, Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman. As most of you are aware, one is known for her boobs, and the other for her brains (not that we think one is smarter, we're just stating what they're known for), and that factored into the question. You turned out in record numbers to vote, and we have to say we're surprised that as of around 10 this morning, one Boleyn Girl got nearly twice as many votes as the other. So, the Boleyn Girl you'd rather do is...

Natalie Portman. 

See the comments and results here


Comments

leonardo45 said:

If Henry VIII had both, me too.

February 28, 2008 10:21 PM

spectrumseven said:

I've always heard Portman is a brilliant chick.  Both are killer acters that goes without being said.  I find myself perceiving them on the same sexual spectrum but at different intervals and not on the ends.  I'm used to seeing thes ewomen as the characters they portray so picturing myself alone with them (yeah, they've had plenty of practice over the years) are usually character based.  Portman with short hair "V for Vendetta" no glasses, lots of parabolic shoulder madness in jean shorts with knee high socks; Johanssen, keep the blonde hair pulled back, glasses, whatever its called in fashion she would wear that would exentaute the curves of her face while hiding those beerests that we all know are there under a hoodie, cargo shorts and flip flops.  Legs for days on that one.  In summary, Natilie Portman all the way .  Yeah, ALL THE WAY.  Man, I heard that girl was awesome in Garden State.

March 1, 2008 10:54 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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