Caption This: Huckabee's Got His Wife On A Thin Rope

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Hasn't this woman suffered enough?

See if you can best the captions already posted via Shakespeare's Sister

Campaign Manager--"Nooses are offensive, so let's use a lasso to degrade your wife."

It was all fun and games until Janet Huckabee realized the next step was Chuck Norris going kung-fu on her.

Come on, you guys can do better than these


Comments

doggotmyshoes said:

Come here you sexy little blonde!  I'm gonna do you missionary style and you are gonna love it!  Who da-man baby? who da-man????

March 3, 2008 10:14 PM

Rachel Adler said:

We got ourselves one gay under control. Lasso 'em in, boys!

March 4, 2008 12:46 AM

Rame said:

Huckabee proved that stringing up white girls was just as easy.

March 4, 2008 10:09 AM

baalcazar said:

While Huckabee lassoed his leather-clad wife, she roped up a naked staffer, much to the delight of the crowd. What unholy trinity will take place in the Huckabee household tonight?

March 4, 2008 11:38 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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