
This 8-year-old King Charles Spaniel
has more purpose in her life than anyone you know. She balances shit on
her head and body while in a "trance-like state" for hours at a time.
The bitch puts that circus seal and his red ball to shame. She's got
steel implants in her legs and a weak heart, but still she is pulling
off shit like this:

The
only trick our dog ever learned was how to steal sandwiches off the
kitchen counter, and it wasn't because we taught him how. Little
asshole doesn't even know how to make a decent cup of coffee let alone
balance a plate with yogurt on it for 5 hours.