Dear Hamilton Nolan,
Thank you for having the courage to say today what nobody else, besides
Christopher Hitchens and most males, will say: women comics Suck! And
Christopher Hitchens Rocks! You write
The problem they [female comics] have is they often talk about things that women can
relate to—relationships with men, babies, periods, shopping, love. As a
man, I can't relate to all that. That puts women comics at a distinct
disadvantage when trying to win over me and my fellow men. This is
obvious day, right here. THANK YOU! I can't STAND when Sarah Silverman talks about her babies
and periods, or when Tina Fey talks about her relationships or
shopping. BORING!
And I too wonder why "girls" bother getting their frilly pink panties
all up in a bunch over Christopher Hitchens. I love your point that Chris [that is SOOOO cool that you call him by his nickname!] Hitchens
is a brilliant, repugnant slob of a man, and any argument he makes
should be taken as one from a male point of view. For him to say that
women aren't funny is for him to say that they're not funny to him, a
man. THANK YOU! That reminds me of when the PC Nazis spit up their fair
trade soy organic lattes over my occasional harmless observations about
black people's inferior intelligence. See, I'm a brilliant, appealing,
slob of a white person, and any argument I make should be taken as one
from a white point of view. For me to say that black people aren't that
smart is for me to say that they're not smart to me, a white person. So
take a chill pill ladies... and black people.
Previously: Vanity Fair Capitalizes Yet Again On Totally Being Wrong
