All right, singany -- just what was your secret? What magical qualities did you possess to become the highest paid potential escort on this blog based on the unassailably scientific "Gigolo-Meter." Double jointed hips? Constantly lubricated orifi? Congenital ability to accept Paypal? We must know, so spill it!

And anyone else out there able to take singany on? Maybe you're a heavily muscled, tattooed bisexual with a Masters and a penchant for rough sex? Well, then send us your number! Oops, sorry -- well, then try out the Gigolo-Meter and let us know how well you scored! We hadn't thought of this as a contest before, but dammit, who doesn't like a little competition in their fake-prostitution?