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Congratulations to singany, You Filthy, Wonderful Whore

Posted by Bryan Christian

All right, singany -- just what was your secret? What magical qualities did you possess to become the highest paid potential escort on this blog based on the unassailably scientific "Gigolo-Meter." Double jointed hips? Constantly lubricated orifi? Congenital ability to accept Paypal? We must know, so spill it!

And anyone else out there able to take singany on? Maybe you're a heavily muscled, tattooed bisexual with a Masters and a penchant for rough sex? Well, then send us your number! Oops, sorry -- well, then try out the Gigolo-Meter and let us know how well you scored! We hadn't thought of this as a contest before, but dammit, who doesn't like a little competition in their fake-prostitution?


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Posted Mar 05 2008, 02:00 PM
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Comments

singany said:

i think it was being a 26 year old petite female with <5 sexual partners with a masters degree who has lived abroad that did it, but i'm not sure what the how gigolo-meter actually works....

sorry, that's the boring truth!

March 5, 2008 2:52 PM

Ranya said:

Lol.. I got $1,148.

March 8, 2008 7:11 AM

About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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