Um, so, are you done with Friday? What about Saturday
and Sunday, any plans? If you can spare the rest of the week, go ahead
and click on the link to Stuff White People Like.
But it might be a good idea to bring some canned goods and a gas stove
because once you get there you won't leave for a very long time. You
will, however, learn so much about that wacky race of people
we call "white."
Did you know they always to stand at concerts? And they really like coffee. What about assists? We know you've noticed how much white people love to pass. Finally, we've discovered why.
Go forth, seek the knowledge, but blame us when everything in your fridge rots and moss grows over the hood of your car.
