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What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Missouri

Posted by Emily Farris


We don't know whether we should be offended or relieved that we don't look like this (we don't, do we? you'd tell us if we did, right?), but either way, we're amused. And because we're in Kansas City—which is in Missouri in case you've forgotten—and a reader sent us this, we're going to share "What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Missouri." We will admit that many of these people resemble our friends and family members. In fact, Sarah Jessica Parker actually looks a lot like our mom.


[Images via PlanetHiltron.com]

(Thanks, Tony!) 


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Posted Mar 07 2008, 12:49 PM
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Comments

Nicole said:

You could easily substitute "Maine" for "Missouri" in that sentence! Those photos are great!

March 10, 2008 7:43 AM

thinkywritey said:

When someone sent it to me, it was "Ohio." Someone did a bangup job, though.

March 10, 2008 11:43 AM

Scott said:

Can't be from Missourah, all their teeth are intact!  Travolta looks like Tony Soprano.  Here's a New York--Missouri/Missouri--New York dictionary.

Missouri--Do What?  NY--Yo, what the &^(*$^ did you say, you mutt?  How about I stuff yas in a pizza oven, set yas on 450 for 25 minutes and see if yas is still as ugly as yas is now?

MO--Ya'll (One person), Ya'llins (2 or more)  NY--Yaz/Yez (Yaz think I shoulda taken the job?) Botcha + yaz indicates plurality (Awright, botchayaz come 'ere!)

March 15, 2008 9:02 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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