In our latest installment of pimping the entertaining gimmicks that comprise Esquire features content: A.J. Jacobs shows George Clooney how to Google himself. After Clooney learns about all the plastic surgery he's had and women he's dated, he watches 2 Girls 1 Cup--a cheap, dirty, and hysterical magazine trick if we've ever seen one. (Scanner Nicole has, until now, managed to escape 2 Girls 1 Cup, which feels like an award-worthy feat, although she does understand the basic premise.) So what does George Clooney, Academy Award winning sexy man, and raging liberal activist do on the Internets?

Watches a monkey smell his butt, of course.