First one to get it on in Vondelpark, a Dutch public park, wins!

"Wins what," you may ask? Why, the right to piss off the dogwalking neighbors, of course!

Dog owners in Amsterdam are angry after the city legalised public sex in one of the city's most famous parks.

Councillors agreed that heterosexual and gay couples could have sex in the Vondelpark which has ten million visitors a year.

But they promised to clampdown on dog owners who let their pets walk in the park without a lead [a leash].

So, really, perfect coverage under the law is to be fucking doggy style wearing a leash, right? Wow, that almost makes up for the Red Light District getting shut down.