AboveTheLaw, a blog for lawyers who are bored with Solitaire and Minesweeper, has a spurious and wholly unsubstantiatable rumor about what exactly Eliot Spitzer was paying for, and we are only to happy to reprint it here! Take a guess as to what it is.

(What, did we give it away?)

[A friend of a friend is] a Swiss-Brazilian girl who went to D.C. to f**k Spitzer over the summer. Apparently he's been up to this for awhile.

Apparently, his dirty request is for girls to lick his ass. Which seems peculiarly apropos. And he wanted to get his wife in on the action. My friend thought his wife might have known, but wasn't sure.

Also, the source claims to have heard this like three weeks ago and didn't buy it. Go read the whole post, it's well worth your time.

(Thanks KR!)