There were a few things that happened this week that didn't have anything to do with soon-to-be-former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's high class hooker, but we were all pretty much focused on one thing this week, and her name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

Highs:

We were pleasantly surprised by Ashley Alexandra Dupre. 

We found out that she is hot, hot, hot. 

She tossed his salad. Yup.

She made the cover of the New York Post (hot). 

Ill Doctrine made a mash up of Ahsley's "What We Want" and Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction."

Highs That Have Nothing to do With the Spitzer Sex Scandal: 

We found a hot picture of Jessica Simpson. And we really, really want to play Big Buck Hunter 2. 

We Named That Bush.

We'll see you in Amsterdam. Oh, yes we will.

Lows:

We were all pretty surprised when the news first broke that Spitzer had dropped thousands on a prostitute.

We decided this whole Spitzer ordeal would be so much better if he'd just plain old cheated on his wife. Or legalized prostitution when he had the chance.

Of course, he resigned.

Lows That Have Nothing to do With the Spitzer Sex Scandal: 

Britney Spear's cartoon video. Meh. 

A woman stayed on the toilet for two years. Which made us fall in love with our expensive toilet paper all over again.

We lost a nostril and a boob. 

"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis was released from a Florida prison. Hide your boobies! 

White supremacists.  

If we weren't already going to hell, we certainly are now.

Sally Kern. (P.S. Satire, anyone?)