Did Ash sign a contract with the New York gossip rags to pose nude for them every day? It sure seemed that way over the last week. Well, the fun we've been having waking up in the morning to rampant nakedness at the newsstand appears to be over, with one final photo for the Post...
1) Over the weekend, smut peddler/First Amendment hero Larry Flynt offered the skanksta 1,000,000 American pounds if she would spread her legs... in his pages. Why doesn't he just pay her what he has in his wallet and get this whole thing over with? After all, the below photo is enough for us-- we don't need much more.
2) Ashley's friends are helping her lay low, which probably means no more jetting to Midtown to take nude photos like the one below.
3) She may be turning into a respectable recording artist. Even ig'nant record execs must be foaming at the mouth at the popularity, however kitsch, over her songs on the internet. As her vocal coach puts it in a MySpace comment:
"We wIll bE on yoUr side forever these events reinforce the poWer of mUsic to overcome obstacles in our lives."
Judging by the quality of said music, these events also reinforce the poWer of mUsic to BEcome obstacles in our lives. Barf.
4) Spitzer and his soon-to-be-estranged family are in hiding these days. Without their mopey mugs at more news conferences, the press is likely to go sniffing elsewhere for fresh blood, with their interest in Ash dissipating in the process. Perfect time for her to hit the nudie mags up for a million bucks, just as she senses the public's attention waning.
In any case, we can at least enjoy the below photo and speculate on why her boobs look so weird in every picture we've seen:
Previously: Client 9's Date Revealed... And She's Worth The $4,300, Sloppy Seconds: Eliot Spitzer's Lady Friend Can Rock Your World Too; and Ashley Alexandra Dupre To Get Naked?
[Photos: New York Daily News]
