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Hot or Not: Madonna's Hard Candy?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the cover of Madonna's upcoming album, "Hard Candy." Well, part of it, anyway. We're a little perplexed by the title; it seems more appropriate for Miley Cyrus. And Madonna looks younger than us in this image, and she's twice our age. Maybe she's covering up her laugh lines with the black cloth? But wouldn't they have just Photoshopped them out? And does she even laugh? Ah, we're so confused! Mostly because we want to know if a fifty-year-old woman's inner thighs really look like that? Really? 

So... we're going with eerily hot in a she-might-fall-apart-when-you-bang-her kind-of way. What say you, Scanner readers?



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Posted Mar 19 2008, 10:41 AM
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Lee said:

"in a she-might-fall-apart-when-you-bang-her way"...seriously? first of all, we all know madonna's got a hardcore yoga routine--have you taken note of her biceps over the past, oh, ten years? i'm sure there's photoshop here, but my god, do you have to be so transparently ageist? i'm 23, but even i'm not ignorant enough to think that women in their early fifties are too fragile for gettin' down. come on, nerve...i thought you were supposed to be sexually progressive.

March 19, 2008 11:01 AM

Emily Farris said:

We're more worried about her plastic surgery. Just her face falling apart. Maybe we should have been more clear. Good point on the yoga. She's just apparently had lots of plastic surgery on her face. Lots and lots.

March 19, 2008 11:11 AM

charlesboi said:

Madonna – Photoshopped or not – will be hotter and in better shape at age 60 than most people half her age.

March 19, 2008 11:20 AM

slept_in said:

"Old Candy"

March 19, 2008 7:58 PM

Christian In Tampa said:

My wife is 49 and while I must admit she does not look like Madonna (sweet baby Jesus that woman is still so hot!) older women are ANIMALS in bed.  Seriously.

March 19, 2008 8:52 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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