We don't want to get all incestuous and start loving on other bloggers, but we can't hold it back any longer: we really dig Slut Machine.
Slut Machine, obviously her real name, is sort of the resident sex guru on Jezebel and has
her own blog under the alias "Tracie Egan" called One D At A Time. But
what caught our attention is her regular Thursday homemade feature:
Pot Psychology.
PRO:
Pot Psychology is our favorite TV show since the one with the she-man Britney fan fake-crying on MySpace. Watch as stoner Slut Machine answers viewer questions, mainly about hot fornication and enemas, all while doing the doob'.
She throws parties during which people dump beer all over themselves, pour champagne over a railing into a girl's mouth one story below, swim in an orgy of glitter, and are fined for their indiscretions via Paypal.
Slut Machine is smoking hot as drunken passenger Lindsay Lohan. See above and below.
Woah! We're sorry, did we not warn you in case you don't like a natural, unshaven, Steve Carrell pussy? Sorry, we'll have to put that in the...
CONS:
See above hairyness.
Enjoys romps in Brooklyn toilets. Actually, we might consider putting this in the "pros" column.
Accused herself of doing lots of cocaine and taking "a shit from that."
UNSURE:
Made herself a chocolate dick pop.
