New New York Governor David Paterson may owe his campaign fund $103.87 in principal and interest for monies borrowed during his extra-marital trysts. The Scanner collection plate is headed your way. We can all afford to throw in a few bucks to keep this guy around, right?
A man apparently hanged himself yesterday on a construction site owned by actor/ director/ Christian crusader Mel Gibson. Maybe he thought that he was closer to Jesus on Gibson-owned property?
How did Floyd Beebs come to have "Git-R-Dun" tattooed on his forehead?
Why, he did lots of crystal meth, of course.
Charges have been filed against the Kansas man who allowed his girlfriend to sit on the toilet for two years straight. "The only thing I am guilty of is I didn't get her help sooner," he told the press. Um, yes.
Not only is it the first day of spring, it's Wear a Sweater Day, in honor of Mr. Rogers' 80th birthday. We're going to put on a light cardigan and make the most of this beautiful day.
