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Caption This: Paris Hilton Visits An Orphanage

Posted by Emily Farris

Paris Hilton recently visited an orphanage in South Africa. Didn't she once say she was going to visit Rwanda? Maybe she took a wrong turn? Anyway, more pictures of Paris autographing pictures of herself in a leather corset after the jump — because that's exactly what these poor, parentless children need.  

 

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Posted Mar 21 2008, 12:17 PM
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wrongo said:

Dammit, Angelina already got the good kids!

March 21, 2008 12:34 PM

littlebill1138 said:

...looks like a white bikini to me...

March 21, 2008 12:36 PM

Betty said:

I really love how her publicist is spinning this as a "good deed" and that she "wasn't content to sit backstage" while her boyfriend was in South Africa doing a rock concert.  Because handing out XEROXED photos of yourself (you'd think she could have at least given them glossies) and "hugs" is a really great thing to do.  That's exactly what those kids needed.

March 21, 2008 1:58 PM

bunnykilla88 said:

top photos should say

"Paris says she loves her new Hermes Birkin bag"

March 22, 2008 9:14 PM

QueSarah said:

"The girl later came down with a wicked ear infection."

March 22, 2008 11:43 PM

SkyPork said:

Paris:  "You guys are SURE these kids have been washed, right? Like, totally SCRUBBED?  I swear if I get infected with, like, malabia or something, I am TOTALLY gonna sue somebody."

March 24, 2008 12:45 PM

agentstingray said:

"Alright Paris. Just pretend she's one of your dogs and you can get through this. Oh my God I can't believe I'm touching like--a negro or something. I'm totally gonna get black people germs!"

March 25, 2008 1:43 PM

agentstingray said:

Alright kids. Go and hug the skinny white lady or it's back in the basement for all of you. She paid a lot of money to get you little urchins out here.

March 25, 2008 1:48 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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