In our lifetimes many boobs will come and go. But every once in a while a pair like no other comes along (and, no, they don't belong to Ashley Alexandra Dupre). And just like that, they're gone.

Highs:

New New York Governor David Paterson was up-front with the public about his past extra-martial affairs. And we totally respect that. 

We found out you'd rather have sex with a real girl from New Jersey than a prostitute. But just barely.

We have a plan for that girl from New Jersey. 

Spring came! And we celebrated by looking at some skin. 

Facebook taught us that Mom was right all along. 

We learned that every Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is now online. 

We had a little too much fun when Fox News online momentarily lost its shit. 

Barack Obama impressed us again. Yes, we're biased. 

Lows: 

We were disturbed by the Baby Jesus Butt Plug and the Rubber Fisting Mitten among other things. 

We said goodbye to Halle Berry's glorious pregnancy breasts. 

We also said goodbye to Asia Argento's golden years. 

We laughed at someone else's misfortune: droopy ass implants.

We were reminded that it's been five years since the Iraq war began. Even though America just isn't that into Iraq.

Two (count them: one, two) kind-of important people died. 

Scanner Nicole made us look at Katie Holmes' gnarly toes. 

We had The Plauge.