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Hot or Not: Jamie Lee Curtis At 50

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Jamie Lee Curtis is celebrating her fiftieth birthday by going topless for... the American Association of Retired Persons magazine?! 

We thought maybe it was in honor of the upcoming 25th anniversary of her nude scene in Trading Places...

...but no matter: she's possibly even hotter now. In any case, whenever JLC shows some skin, we'll be there, even if it's in a magazine geared to senior citizens and there are no nipples to be seen.

As the wife of mockumentarian Christopher Guest tells the magazine in an interview published today, "If I can challenge the old ideas about aging, I will feel more and more invigorated." Well, the photos of a non-doctored Curtis with her natural hair color are certainly challenging our immature ideas about what fifty-year-old women can inspire in us. 

One more thing: ABC News points out that for Curtis's 2002 profile in MORE, the actress posed without the aid of makeup artists, stylists, trick lighting, or agreeing to have her thirty-year-old face Photoshopped in:

The resulting photos showed Curtis as more middle-aged mom than glamour queen — complete with a sagging belly and chunky thighs.

Is it sexy for a woman to show it all, even if all means some features that could be considered turnoffs?

[Top Photo: Associated Press; Middle Photo: MORE Magazine]


Comments

Christian In Tampa said:

I'd still do her.

March 24, 2008 5:17 PM

jwebster8 said:

I'd fuck her till my pecker fell off

March 24, 2008 5:25 PM

token said:

Totally hot....you see her in True Lies?  She'll be a babe at 80...

March 24, 2008 8:22 PM

drkb77 said:

The scary thing is.. I'm starting to read my mom's AARP magazine.. for the articles, yet.

March 24, 2008 11:35 PM

profrobert said:

Hottest hermaphrodite ever.

March 25, 2008 1:11 AM

kgen said:

Yep. Still hot.

March 25, 2008 7:07 AM

bmac said:

i'd do HER mother

March 25, 2008 4:27 PM

neoconmetalhead said:

No, she is not hot anymore, not at all.

I'll be the honest politically-incorrect one. Let's be honest here. Youth=beauty and that is that. When one gets older one needs to find OTHER things to live for.

I think that JLC is embarassing herself.

-newconmetalhead, aging and rotting

March 25, 2008 5:02 PM

naneaux said:

She's gorgeous.  Still.  Look at the life in her eyes!  I don't think she's embarrassing herself at all.  By insisting on foregoing the usual Photoshop treatment, and wearing no makeup, etc. she's showing off the fact that you can have the more imperfect body of a 50-year-old and still be hot.  I'd do her.  Absolutely.

March 25, 2008 6:20 PM

Cjet said:

I'm a guy, and we're ALL pigs. So, would I do her? Hell yeah. Would she make even my top 5000? Not a chance.

March 25, 2008 6:44 PM

moz said:

I'm an AARP Employee (I'm 30) And no we are not the American Association for Retired People--just AARP, thank you very much.  That being said, I'd fuck her, but Sir Christoper Guest would probably have issues with that.

March 25, 2008 8:22 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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