For those of you who are too crafty to simply get laid and enjoy it, we present Sculpta Sutra, the clay modeling kit specifically designed so that you can sculpt "instructors" who go at it like rabbits. Because, be honest, your Barbies just aren't very sexually adventurous.

Shots of the action after the jump:

No joking, dude looks exactly like our high school Earth Sciences teacher. Maybe he posed for live-modeling class that day. (via Nerd Approved)