Bathtub Bloggers: You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers

Posted by Brian Fairbanks


All right, Scanner Readers.

You've been well-behaved little deviants today, sending us your questions and humoring us with your tales of woe. Now, as promised, your reward, complete with special treats... 

WARNING: You are about to waste ten minutes of your life. Enjoy!


Comments

Emily Farris said:

i just caught that comment you made re: the white colt 45.. except what exactly did you mean? ah! typing with my left hand suuuucks!

April 1, 2008 11:07 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

The joke would only have worked if you had said: "What? Why is it funny if Colt 45 is white?"

And then I was going to say, real dry and suave-like, "It's designed to keep the Black Man down."

But, of course, now everyone thinks I'm a racist because satire is lost on the masses.

April 1, 2008 11:17 PM

bob loblaw said:

Sad rip-off of pot psychology!!

April 2, 2008 1:24 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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