Miss Appropriate: Send Us Your Burning Questions

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

We have a special treat in store for Scanner readers today.

Send us an e-mail or leave a comment on this post with your question. What kind of question? Examples: Is Scanner Brian single? What is Scanner Emily's address and security code?

Seriously, ask us anything: advice, the capitol of West Dakota, who won the 1986 World Series (it's not who you think), what we're wearing, etc. Just send us a message or comment by 4pm Tuesday, EST.

We'll do a video response by the end of the day... 


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Posted Apr 01 2008, 11:23 AM
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Comments

Betty said:

Do you think that more guys would rather have breasts (like C-D cups, not moobs) or be able to self-fellate?  Explain your answer.

April 1, 2008 1:34 PM

Dwayne said:

If you could have an extra hand, but you had to keep it stored in one of your orifices, which orifice would you choose, and why?

April 1, 2008 1:44 PM

Matt said:

Why aren't more people talking about the curious hotness of female Ninja Warrior contestants?  Me, I talk about it all the time, but no one on the bus wants to explore the topic further.

April 1, 2008 2:35 PM

Oliver Miller said:

So if you had a time-machine that you could only use to go to the past, but there was a risk that by hanging out in the past, you could catch one of those hideous ancient diseases (i.e., The Black Death, Yellow Fever, Smallpox, etc...) -- like, what would you do?  Would you play it safe by only going back to, say, the 1940s?  Or would your curiousity eventually get the better of you, and then you'd go back to meet Jesus or George Washington or whoever?

April 1, 2008 3:13 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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