Thanks to everyone for making our drunken orgy in the tub a big success yesterday. We're going to make a regular habit out of goofing on "Pot Psychology" and various Nerve Video Blog features while Scanner Emily is recovering from her wounds.

Two things:

1) We need better titles. "Bathtub Bloggers" is fine for now, and "Dr. Shrill" always works above a post of the super nice and super relaxed snooze-inducer pictured above, but this is going to be a long running and widely distributed cult classic of a weekly column, so we're going to pick the catchiest title and reward its creator with a collection of nude photos. Don't worry, they won't be of us.

2) Submit questions! Either in the comments section of this post or at our new dump box: scannerquestions@gmail.com. Ask us anything, even if you're not serious. Unlike our advice columnists, we don't care if your e-mails are fake... unless of course it's obvious. So, be creative, surprise us, offend us, arouse us. Especially that.

And we'll have a special guest and more insanity for you on Friday...