Supermodel/scary lady Naomi Campbell was arrested today at London's Heathrow airport for allegedly spitting at a police officer.
Yes, Jessica Alba is hot. This does not mean she is good at picking baby names. Maybe her fiancé, Cash, had something to do with it?
"It is very comfortable, it's not heavy or scratchy or
anything," model Danielle Luminita said of the $122,000 diamond thong she recently sported for a fashion show in Singapore.
Say it ain't so: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are planning a private getaway?
Things must be really bad for K-Fed because the only time we've
considered reuniting with our ex was when we were feeling really,
really bad about ourselves. Cheer up, Kev, and take a vacation alone.
It really does help.
Ladies, we hope you already knew this, but Babeland reminds us that the best way to get rid of menstrual cramps is to masturbate. Really, it's the best way to treat any pain; sucks when you break you right arm...
It's kind-of cute that Mick Jagger is trying to look as tall as his date, but even in lifts he's not quite there. Just embrace the fact that you have a tall, hot girlfriend, Mick!
We just had a terrifying thought: does one have to be of legal age for fucking to be considered a MILF? When Jamie Lynn Spears pops out 'lil Spears, will men consider her a MILF? We shudder at the (illegal) thought... We're thinking "MILF" should be retired. We don't know too many moms who aren't hot. What about GILF?
