Scanner Bryan already exposed Madona's diabolical plan to violate the sacred celluloid known as "Casablanca" as little more than a ripoff of Pam Anderson's 1996 boondoggle "Barb Wire."
But the question remains: will these two have a catfight over their two classic films? A better question: who cares? No one is ever going to see "Casablanca," starring Madge and set in modern-day Iraq (we guess all the scenes will be in secret, underground bunkers?), so, more importantly...
This time, it's enormous fake tits + endearing sense of humor + no acting talent + married to two of the most unlikeable men ever to walk the pages of Us Weekly (not including Tommy Lee) vs. one of the coolest pop singers of all-time + not the hottest nude celebrity we've ever seen + still beautiful at 50...
Who...
would you...
rather?
