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Who Would You Rather: Pamela Anderson or Madonna?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Scanner Bryan already exposed Madona's diabolical plan to violate the sacred celluloid known as "Casablanca" as little more than a ripoff of Pam Anderson's 1996 boondoggle "Barb Wire."  

But the question remains: will these two have a catfight over their two classic films? A better question: who cares? No one is ever going to see "Casablanca," starring Madge and set in modern-day Iraq (we guess all the scenes will be in secret, underground bunkers?), so, more importantly...

This time, it's enormous fake tits + endearing sense of humor + no acting talent + married to two of the most unlikeable men ever to walk the pages of Us Weekly (not including Tommy Lee) vs. one of the coolest pop singers of all-time + not the hottest nude celebrity we've ever seen + still beautiful at 50...

Who...

would you...

rather?


+ DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT
Posted Apr 04 2008, 03:30 PM
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atomicfern said:

Madonna, hands down.  Firstly, she doesn't have Hep C.  Secondly, she's just better looking.  Plus, the chance to grudge fuck her for ruining Guy Ritchie's career is too good of a chance to pass up.  

April 4, 2008 4:02 PM

Christian said:

Madonna FTW

April 4, 2008 11:38 PM

vivazoya said:

Madge.  She's real.

April 5, 2008 2:28 AM

lindabeth said:

Thank you thank you for putting the question of desirability in these (complex) terms like it deserves:

<i>This time, it's enormous fake tits + endearing sense of humor + no acting talent + married to two of the most unlikeable men ever to walk the pages of Us Weekly (not including Tommy Lee) vs. one of the coolest pop singers of all-time + not the hottest nude celebrity we've ever seen + still beautiful at 50...</i>

me=happy

April 5, 2008 5:19 PM

jg said:

I'm a girl and I say Pamela Anderson, definitely!  She's adorable and doesn't take herself seriously.

April 6, 2008 10:09 AM

jimzim said:

As Robbie Williams sang so well - "I love you baby, but face it, it's Madonna.  No man on earth could say that he don't wanna."

She fab and totally still smoking.

April 7, 2008 6:37 PM

D. said:

Madonna.

(I´m a submissive, of course.)

April 8, 2008 1:02 AM

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