John Conyers is one sexy beast of a congressman. This civil rights
activist is a rainbow lover and shows much love for Americans,
Albanians and the
people of Darfur. Conyers speaks the
universal language of love and his website whispers sweet nothings
significant things in English, Arabic and Spanish. The Congressman is a
giver-- not a taker, who would love to spoil you, the American people,
rotten. He wants to lavish you in health care coverage. And he's going to
give you tips on avoiding uncomfortable premature housing
ejaculation. This "congressman with benefits" is all about getting you
benefits. His long, righteous voting record shows how much he loves
women and jazz, a killer combo.
The Congressman knows how to spice things up, play rough,
and give tit for tat. Watch a coy Conyers humiliate a bodacious blond after
the jump.
The congressman has so much love, it's no surprise that he was the
one
who introduced the bill to make MLK Day a federal holiday. When
Conyers criticized McCain for waiting 25 years to apologize for
opposing MLK Day, an MSNBC anchor said, "silly, old, angry, black
congressman. Don't you know that McCaine apologized for opposing MLK day! Or are you too old to hear or see that?" (I paraphrase)
The insatiable Conyers responded by tearing McCain a new one and
teasing the anchor, all the while maintaining his composure and debonair, dapper, glasses-in-mouth demeanor:
Well look. I’m happy. That was in 1983, he didn’t make any apology, he
didn’t make any apologies in 1987, so I guess I’m thrilled and
forgiving that finally when he’s running for President he remembers to
apologize. No, that’s great.
Congressman Conyers gave it hard and rough to McCain. So we have no
choice but to give Conyers the props he deserves by putting him on our
"To Do" List.
