And you thought dry humping Jennifer Garner at the Oscars was the craziest thing Gary Busey's ever done?
Check out this interview with Busey from a recent issue of Maxim, which pokes lots of fun at the weirdo actor's drug history, including the time he did coke off his dog's ass. This Sloppy Seconds gonna write itself, wethinks.
Jay and Beyonce got married on Friday. Or was it Saturday? Are they even an item? No one knows for sure. We gotta say, more power to the both of them for not letting the slimeballs at Us Weekly get anything out of this.
Freakiest story of the day: "A man who received a heart transplant
12 years ago and later married the donor's widow died the same way the
donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound." (MSNBC)
Would someone please confirm that Tom Waits is, in fact, going on tour this summer? This iVoice Chat with a very drunk "Tom Waits," while hilarious, doesn't actually come from reputable sources.
It's official: Mexico has re-conquered the Southwest US. Maybe they'll burn down the Absolut distribution center on their march North, just for this insultingly stupid ad.
And an incestuous relationship between a father and daughter in Australia has produced, gag, a child. (Isn't Mom a little worried that her convicted armed-robber lover/father is perhaps already after the nine-month-old for his next conquest?) Normally, we'd make a joke about this being a great reality show for E!'s midseason replacement lineup, but we don't want to give them any ideas.
Dad/Husband: "Of course I knew it was illegal but, you know, so what."
Mrs. Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like "a sexual relationship with any other man". For Mr. Deaves the sexual relationship was "absolutely fantastic".
There are so many things we could say here, but instead: JTUASIMM, which means "just threw up a SHITLOAD in my mouth."
Via News.au.com.
