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Sloppy Seconds: "I Need Sex"

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

A Baltimore teacher was attacked by her student as a classroom full of "Lean On Me" extra wannabes cheered the student on, while another student filmed the assualt on a cell phone. Apparently, the teacher missed Season 4 of "The Wire," with its explicit lesson: "Never move to Baltimore." (See the YouTube video here.)

Hugh Hefner's "The Girls Next Door" makes us believe in Heaven. Check out this totally awesome gif. 

A wacky attention-starved Swedish professor thinks wearing a bra can cause saggy boobs. Wait-- he's advocating going braless? Oh, then he's a genius, no question.  

Apparently people will get naked for no reason at all these days: somebody in Vienna is going to fill a football field full of 2,008 naked people. Really, you can get away with anything if you mumble long enough about "art" and "having a girlfriend, so I'm not going to look." 

And woman on Facebook claims her group "I need sex" got her laid by 50 men. Only fifty men? With a name like that, you'd have to be uglier than Ashlee Simpson (the newly engaged Ashlee Simpson, by the way) not to get double that. 

Thanks Tiffany and Paddy for the links!


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Posted Apr 10 2008, 05:00 PM
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Comments

Monique said:

They're not hot and it's not even vaguely heavenly. You've got awful taste in women, Brian.

April 10, 2008 8:48 PM

yocat said:

I second what Monique said. They look super fake.

April 11, 2008 8:38 AM

RemoWilliamsJr said:

Oh no they are super hot. I guess the posters above are jealous females - meow

April 11, 2008 12:29 PM

KatV said:

Oh that's right, I forgot having different taste in women MUST make you a jealous female. EVERY guy likes blonde girls with silicone tits, right? ....Riiiight?

April 11, 2008 12:56 PM

Daniel J Dwyer said:

I'm definitely not a jealous female, and those girls are not hot. They're attractive sure, but in a very trite way. I can't wait until the blonde bimbo look goes away.

April 11, 2008 1:02 PM

rj said:

I'm a woman, and I totally love perfect bodies, flawless skin, and thick, healthy hair on others. If I could afford to have tits like that, and a gravity defying ass, I probably would. And I'd never leave the house, not ever. I don't like to share.

April 12, 2008 12:23 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker/The Consumerist. He will be first against the wall, come the revolution.

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