Stuff Nobody Likes

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Okay, you've heard of Stuff White People Like and Stuff Christians Like, but how about stuff nobody likes? Anal leakage, ex-girlfriends with book deals (booyah, ex boyfriend who never went down on me!), windowless rooms, other people's farts, the G train (off of which three of your Scanner bloggers live) and my personal favorite pet peeve, ever, the grocer's apostrophe (e.g., carrot's: $1.99). 

But what's even worse than all those things combined? And no, it's not another list website like this. It's...

HERPES!


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Comments

dippy_gumball said:

i'm about to move to brooklyn, and am trying like mad to find a place suitable for three dogs that does not involve me ever having to take the G train.

April 10, 2008 5:34 PM

jane said:

yes! the G train sucks so bad!

April 10, 2008 7:16 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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