We never imagined anyone could make us feel bad for Karl Rove.

This student journalist, the host of one of those boring chat shows you can only get on your dorm's TV channel, corners Turd Blossom and tries to get him to, we guess, break down in tears and admit that, yes, he was the one who Swift Boated John Kerry, that Dick Cheney is indeed Satan's spawn, and exactly what the fuck a "Turd Blossom" is.

Of course, he fails. And Karl Rove escapes not only unscathed, but looking like a class act. Which we all know he's not. (Riiigghhht?)